Happy Father’s Day to all of the Dads out there!  Here is a sample of the contract that we signed in our own blood (just kidding – that’s gross), sealed, and delivered to the Daddy in our home this morning.

Father’s Day Contract

This document hereby entitles, [insert Daddy’s full name] – husband, father, son, brother, uncle, nephew, naval employee and reservist, friend, and master cook of all outdoor methods – to:

1. An abundance of kisses & hugs from your family.
2. A day off from all domestic tasks & responsibilities.
3. The right to watch the Red Sox play at 1 pm.
4. An enjoyable, horror-filled evening at the movies.
5. All our love and gratitude for being such a wonderful father.

Respectfully Yours,

What were your Father’s Day inspirations?